Cuguar


an older woman who rides the fine line between cougar and jaguar status…possibly in her final year as a cougar, she can only attract desperate and unattractive younger men. a cougar who you keep secret from your friends for fear of being ridiculed rather than praised.

a cuguar can be deemed a jaguar when the roast beef that is her l-b–l flaps and sagging cl-toris become unrecognizable as human genitalia.
she’s not quite a jaguar….definitely not a cougar….maybe i’d get after that cuguar if i were in prison….or for 50 bucks?

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