Cuisinart


1.a machine in which you stick fruits, or vegetables in to create juice.

2. mary roach’s fav. word
alex “mary! i told you not to stick pencils in the cuisinart”

m. roach -tear-
the act of sticking both arms inside a v-g-n- and proceeding to rotate them wildly like the mixing arms of a cuisinart.
sarah was so gapped out that rodney was able to fit both arms inside and perform the cuisinart.
alternate word for ‘quee quee’; a gay man; a grab -sser
dude, i know that freekin’ kojo is a flaming cuisinart

french slang used to describe a person who is lame, boring, or a square.
how come you didn’t go to the game last night; tanya you’re a cuisinart compared to victor and i.

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