Cumphage


revised: 2005
english- noun
from etymology: greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
from etymology: usually asianlovers.com- c-m the s-m-n released by male -j-c-l-t–n

c-mphage- one who just plain loves the c-ck; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. c-mphages can’t stand not having c-ck within them, and are usually incapable of understanding life without it. to find a c-mphage, one needs only to let out one’s manhood in a populated area, and pr-nounce, “mine is a c-ck awaiting a companion.”
-plural: c-mphagie ‘c-m-‘faj-“ie also “phage” (‘faj)
adj. “phagelike”- having the qualities of a c-mphage
ken: hey guys… guys… i just farted!
linda: john, why did you even bring him, he’s such a c-mphage.
john: -sigh- he just came over to play pool…
english- noun
from etymology: greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
from etymology: usually asianlovers.com- c-m the s-m-n released by male -j-c-l-t–n

c-mphage- one who just plain loves the c-ck; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. c-mphages can’t standing not having c-ck within them, and usually are incapable of understanding life without it. to find a c-mphage, one needs only to let out one’s manhood in a populated area, and pr-nounce, “mine is a c-ck awaiting a companion.”
-plural: c-mphagie ‘c-m-‘faj-“ie also “phage” (‘faj)
adj. “phagelike”- having the qualities of a c-mphage
derek: hey look guys, it’s 4:20.
adam: derek, sometimes, you’re such a c-mphage.

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