Cukla


someone that is cukin’ crazy, loves to put his/her nose in a family member’s navel, eats a lot of cheese, never pays for own drinks, pimps him/herself out for free goods, is a food moocher; regardless of these facts he/she is loved by all.
ex. 1: last night i partied like a cukla.

ex. 2: how did you get that drink?

-oh, i just pulled a cukla.

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