Culinary cuckold


a man whose wife cooks for others, but not him.
my wife makes cookies and takes them to co-workers all the time, but there are never any for me. i feel like a culinary cuckold.

Read Also:

  • Washington Browner

    australian colloquial expression for someone too interested in what everyone else is doing… i.e. nosey jesus! what a washington browner!!

  • wicked awesome

    beyond cool. the coolest thing ever. totaly rad. whoa.. i am wicked awesome. a term used when other miniscule words cannot descibe its awesomeness. crunk as could be. better than life itself. something webster would be to intimidated to put in his dictionary. adam is wicked awesome. something that is unbelievably cool or “out of […]

  • Cuntfortress

    1) someone who is so antagonistic, negative, closed-off, and just overall c-nty that they are physically and mentally exhausting to be around. you can identify a c-ntfortress when you would rather chop your own d-ck off than listen to one more whiny comment about how “everyone here is f-cking lame” or watch them pout and […]

  • Caffeine Window

    the daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. no amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. a common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly. dude1: f-ck, i’ve missed my caffeine window, i feel […]

  • calamadila

    a krew from mountain ridge that does what ever they want. ima pimp slap you because im a calamadila.


Disclaimer: Culinary cuckold definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.