Cullen envy
men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything cullen–the cullen family, twilight, stephanie meyer, or even just s-xy pale men. in actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.
“i bought the edward cullen barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while i was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. i think he has cullen envy.”
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