Cultastic


the religion of cultastic; founded sometime in the early 21st century by enigmatic leader rollsy, and his band of devout followers.
cultasticans practice cultasticism by devotion to “the 5 ways”, and come from a diverse background.
cultastic has spread to the four corners of the globe, with reported income to be in the high hundreds of dollars each year.
peace brother, i’m a cultastican. give me the secret handshake.

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