Cultshwhore


a cultshwh-r- is someone who wh-r-s culture. they treat all levels of art from the x factor final to hamlet, pineapple dance studios to emmanuel kant as equal in importance and want it all pumped into their brains.

a good cultshwh-r- will make use of youtube loops, 24/7 news and goldfish attention span levels of channel-flipping.
“i was halfway through milton’s paradise lost but got sidetracked by lady gaga’s new video, but then i chucked that in for tchaikovsky but only got a couple of minutes in because of a su-bo interview in heat… etc…”
“you are such a cultshwh-r-“

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