Cum Balls


it was first discovered thousands of years ago when sugar was crushed and became powdered sugar, when this substance was mixed together with water it makes a very sticky c-m like material that is just irresistible. in present day c-m b-lls can be mixed with virtuanly anything vodka, pizza, snow and even your very own lady.
chunkey vodka c-m b-lls (sugar water vodka and snow)
are hacked up by wh-r-s if they have swallowed to much c-m, can be seen on southpark when paris hilton coughs up c-m b-lls,
after swallowing too much c-m lisa hacked-up c-m b-lls.
when you juice up in a b-tch. then when she stands up a wad of c-m falls out.
d-mn.. there is a c-m ball under that b-tches -ss
is when you are getting head from a lady friend and you decide to -j-c-l-t- in her mouth, after this act she quickly sucks on one of your b-lls leaving all the c-m on it in which resulting in a c-mball
omg this chick just gave me a c-mball!
c-m b-lls is the ammunition for a sling shot.

first c-m in a condom and blow it up just slightly, tie it at the end. so its a small ball. load sling shot and fire.
hey abby! come over here so i can fire my c-m b-lls at you!
the act of inviting over four male friends, and -j-c-l-t-ng on a soccer ball. the one that c-ms last loses and gets pelted with the ball.
bill lost his second c-m ball tournament in a row.
when a woman that has a slight incontinence issue -rg-sms and a slight amount of p-ss mixes with her p-ssy juice, creating a highly flavorful amalgam for anyone performing c-nn-l-ng-s on her, much in the same way a speedball delivers a highly potent mixture of cocaine and heroin in a single shot.
i was 69’in this chick over the weekend and when she came, she shot a c-mball, so i turned away before she could finish.

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