cum beard
a large amount of s-m-n on someone’s face in the beard growth area. the person can be male or female (preferably a hot woman)
susie proudly displayed her c-m beard to the 5 guys that had just c-m in and on her mouth.
the left-over c-m residue in the beard of a person who has recently engaged in oral s-x
big bear: “that’s a 10-4 on the 319 and i…what the?”
falcon: “is thar a problem big bear?”
big bear: “oh it’s nuthin. i just din got some s-m-n on my chin. probably on a count of that sloppy sesh i had last night”
falcon: “aaaw c-mbeard! that’s nasty! now why’d ya hafta go and tell me a thang like that!”
to -j-c-l-t- on ones chest while lying down and then apply the sperm to ones face with a paintbrush.
“i was so bored last night i just lay back and gave myself a healthy c-m beard”
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