Cum Brains
1. a person who always thinks about c-m and/or has an obsession with c-m. these type of people are very unpopular and will not attract men or women, even if they are lgbt.
2. a person from c-mberland or c-mbernauld that is very smart.
3. a misspelling of “c-mbrian”
4. another spelling for c-m brain.
1. look at that c-mbrain! he’s f-cking r-t-rded!
2. i’m friends with a c-mbrain. he’s very smart.
3. my friend is c-mbrain. oops sorry i meant c-mbrian.
4. that girl gets called a c-m brain. i don’t, i call her a c-mbrain. see a difference?
degrading, but fitting name to call a s-xually active woman who isn’t very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral s-x.
your mom: “mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm.”
plumber: “ooo yeah! polish my tool, b-tch!”
your mom: “mmmmmmm.”
plumber: “okay you can stop now. i’m gonna “fix your sink” now. -gets out condom and lubricant-”
your mom: “mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!”
plumber: “i said stop now, c-m brains!”
your mom: “mmm, mmmmmmm?”
plumber: “you’ve got a bad case of oral fixation you know.”
mark h. proud ud author since february 2004.
when a man blows his load into a girls ear and she gets a m-ssive migraine.
after 28 stright hours of oral, i think ill give her c-m brains.
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