Cum Bunny

refers to a balled up c-m filled tissue on the floor or in the trash and is generally stuck in a fashion that gives it two ears and a small body. originates from masturbating into a tissue and carelessly throwing it away.
“hey man can you at least try and pick up these c-m bunnies?”

“my mom’s coming over today and i don’t want her slippin’ on any of these c-m bunnies”

“thanks for leaving c-m bunny in the bathroom yesterday.”

“if someone doesn’t start cleaning soon, we’ll have a family of c-m bunnies grazing the carpet.”
a pretty girl who through some mixture of cluelessness, being otnay ootay ightbray, naivete, or low self-esteem, really believes that it’s a terrible thing for a guy to get aroused and not c-m, and therefore can easily be pressured into doing something about it. most guys won’t clue them in for obvious reasons, and they tend to have few girlfriends to tell them because other girls won’t hang out with someone that sl-tty. when some kind person finally does tell them, they’re usually angry for a couple years!
monique the sl-t in the early years of sinfest was pretty much just a c-m bunny.

guy: can i kiss you goodnight?
cb: oh, sure.
guy (after groping her during the kiss): oh, god, that was so hot.
cb: uh, yeah, i have to be at work early —
guy: you can’t leave me like this, not after that hot kiss you gave me and letting me touch you that way!
cb: oh, well, look, can i just give you a hand job? i’ll take my top off.

(two minutes after he leaves … guy on cell phone to friend): dude, you weren’t kidding! she tried to get rid of me with a hand job and i told her she was killing me so she sucked.

c-m bunny (sobbing alone in room): i don’t know what’s wrong with me! i get guys all turned on all the time! why can’t i control myself!?
a woman that you use for s-xual purposes. s-xual use must include capacity to leave -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n inside of her body.
baby, i’m gonna make you my little c-m bunny. ……oh, oh, uunnnggh!!!
1. a young girl, generally of illegal age or barely of legal age, who is cute but also has some quality or qualities about her that make her s-xually stimulating. 2. a young nymphet that a man would love to c-m all over on a daily basis.
that little c-m bunny loves to play house with her little girlfriends. i’d love to play house with her, take her to my bedroom and keep her there for some daily slow j-zz fizzes.
a woman that has the ability to have alot of -rg-sms. i’m talking every 1-2 mins of thrusting without cl-t stimulation.
man i miss my ex girlfriend. she would c-m before me that c-m bunny.