cum-cap
the little bit of c-m that is pushed out when p-ssing after serious -j-c-l-t–n.
bro i think i got a chick pregnant with my c-m-cap
the act of a male, usually one who is effected to a varying degree by some sort of cranial related fetish, -j-c-l-t-ng into an item worn on the head (baseball cap, beanie, helmet, head dress, etc.) and then placing it on either his own or another’s head. it can also be used as a form of getting back at a real richard (d-ck).
brandon: “i love given’ my girl the ol’ c-m cap”
john (allergic to peanuts): “dude i think you have sum kinda’ cranial fetish or sumthigngg…(mumbles off)”
brandon: “shut up f-ggot, go eat some peanut b-tter!”
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