cum captain
captain c-m, is a marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. the star of stan lees wet dreams, captain c-m wears his c-m cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.
captain c-ms favourite affixing is splodging, with beans not custard.
c-m captain is a super hero.
the world was saved again by c-m captain in his c-m cape.
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