cum chickens


this act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. the bro’s must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.

just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. at the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party’s j-zz, pushing into the opening of the loser’s d-ck and forcing itself inside. this blowback effect causes the loser’s sp-nk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro’s urethra.

the winner is ent-tled to a light slap on the loser’s cheek and whisper into his ear, “c-m chickens”.
hey bro, wanna play a game of c-m chickens? loser buys dinner.

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