cum cushion
1. a stuffed animal a man uses to blow his load.
2. a sl-tty girl who’s only good for one thing…
1. i dunno man, i wouldn’t nuzzle with rob’s teddy bear. i’m sure he c-m cushioned that earlier today
2. that girl at the party last night is such a c-m cushion. i heard that she slept with the whole football team.
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