cum dumpster surprise
when a girl or guy’s face is j-zzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. they then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa
he made the tastiest c-m dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. ummmm! yumm!!!!!
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