Ted
a person who kills a joke by stating something obvious. derivative of the scene from family guy where ted turner says ‘like a bis-xual’.
guy 1: and she called me brendan!
guy 2: haha that’s funny!
guy 3: it’s funny, because your name is brian!
guy 1 & 2: thanks ted.
extremely awesome, a really cool kid, is definetly not gay, probably has lots of friends, and all the chicks like him
ted is really pimpalicious
acronym. typical enlisted dude. a slang term used to cl-ssify the junior enlisted portion of the military. a total cliche. probably only joined the military because they watch too many movies. teds can easily be identified by their motivated regulation haircuts, lack of fashion sense, dopey personality, mindless devotion to their particular branch of service, limited vocabulary, and arrogant sense of self worth. they usually serve a some small role in the military, which often involves carrying guns to work. typical officer dudes are obviously tods
1) air wing marine: man, what a rough week. we had to send 3 planes overseas.
grunt: stupid pog! why not join the infantry like a real marine!
air wing marine: because i got higher than a 30 on the asvab, ted
2) marine 1: dude, look at the high and tight on that tool.
marine 2 hey ted(yelling)!
marine 1: holy sh-t he looked. what a tool.
a term used in and around liverpool,england.to describe a person as being a ted means that they are behind the times in terms of their fashion sense,musical taste or general outlook on matters.it’s a take on the fashion craze teddy boys which was popular many years ago.
sit down nigel,you ted.
a giant sh-t that’s been brewing in your bowls all day long.
“i have to go take a giant ted teddy.”
someone who is a obama supporter.
my dad is ted.
stands for “that enlisted dude.” typically a enlisted member of the coast guard (or really any service) that feels slighted by the fact that he chose to join up right out of high school rather than try to become an officer and displays a high level of ignorance and contempt/jealousy for officers and cadets. usually displays a lot of “service pride” which really means 95% of his clothing says coast guard on it somewhere, because it’s way cheaper to buy things at the exchange than even wal-mart.
guy 1: i was going to get a huge decal on the bag of my dodge with an eagle carrying the cg emblem.
guy 2: dude, that’d be like, so sick… let’s smoke some camels and get nautical star tatoos to celebrate.
cadet standing awkwardly: (under breath) teds…
←
Read Also:
- cum freak
1.a woman or man that enjoys the art of c-mming. 2.a person that will do anything to c-m. 3.a person that enjoys the art of making others c-m. she would do any thing that i said if i let her c-m! i am a c-m freak. a guy or gal who is addicted to eating […]
- Tee Tramp
a girl who obsessively follows golfers with the hopes of hooking up with one. see also: puck sl-t, buckle bunny. “angela’s hanging out at the country club again today hoping to snag a rich golfer.” “she’s such a tee tramp!”
- luhan
a 22 year-old guy from a band named exo who has the face of a five-year old. often weeps about his love for a certain maknae named sehun who is currently in south korea. has a baby face but if you’ve seen his abs, you’ll know what’s really underneath. often has girls crying over him […]
- Minecraftgasm
the overwhelming ecstatic sensation that one gets from playing the game minecraft. these can usually be linked to specific events in the game, and can last anywhere from 5-15 seconds. (also known as a “zen moment”.) similar to an -rg-sm felt during s-xual intercourse. steve: “hey bob, i just put in a furnace, built a […]
- Normanton
i can’t stress how bad this place is. little 9 year olds telling you to f-ck off when you are waiting at the bus stop, 6 people crammed into a small sh-tty car all with burberry hats on with a smurkish grin on their ugly faces, unemployment, drug abuse, etc etc etc. need i go […]