Cum Fail

also known as c-mshot failure or c-mshot fail. when a p-rn actor or anyone tries to shoot c-m on a girl’s face and the c-m doesn’t shoot but rather just droops out and misses her face, in a last resort, he tries to get that last drip on her chin, she even has to scoot up a bit to keep it all from drooping down to her t-ts. basically it’s a pitiful amount of c-m and with no firepower, just drops not shoots, not worthy of being called a “c-m shot”
guy shoots,

skeet 1: misses her face and lands on her belly or t-ts,

skeet 2: she now knows he’s a c-m fail so she scoots in closer, skeet 2 just barely hits her chin

skeet3: dumb–ss figures he’s not gonna squirt so he finally puts his lamerod directly over her mouth to drop in the last drop, she pushes up spit mixed with c-m to make it look like there was more c-m that landed in her mouth for the benefit of the camera

total c-m fail

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