Cum Flannel

a crusty piece of cloth or sock used to wipe -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n from the chest of a man who has just engaged in onanism.


a person lacking in intelligence, who has as much use to the human race as material used to wipe up -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n.
you absolute c-m flannel.

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