someone who m-st-rb-t-s then throws their c-m through the air with their hand, using a flinging motion. usually aimed toward a wall.
lazy -ss kenny has a wall full of c-m stains. he’s such a c-m flinger.
- cupcake stage
cupcakestage when a couple love each for the first few weeks then brake up and hate each other on the next week goes to i love you to i can’t stand you cupcake stage
- danger crush
when you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to […]
- dash doodie
when someone takes a sh-t in your car and you don’t know where the source is. -opens car door- holy h-ll! what is that god awful stench? must be a dash doodie.
- designated diver
a designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim. person one: my mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it. person two: she needs a “designated diver’
- d*ck ashtray
v. extreme form of bdsm. when one sticks a lit or smoked cigarette into the urethra/d-ckhole. hey man, you don’t have an ashtray can i just flick it on the ground? nah man just use my d-ck ashtray.