cum fund
the emergency supply of cash that one should always have available to restock on lube, tissues, s-x dolls, toys, flesh lights, prost-tutes, claro wipes to clean off your key board, desk, and computer. the fund shall be of a man or woman’s greatest importance of never being low on available cash for we all know why
friend: hey bro i need to tap into my c-m fund tonight, lubes low and the flagpoles high
understanding friend: i getcha bro had to do the same for a box of tissues and a new blow up s-x doll
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