cum gurning
the sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.
derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old english pub compet-tions.
bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was c-m gurning at the end of jungle f-ck bunnies ix ?
albert: yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
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