Cum-Gurt


action- after one has busted into and discarded a condom, a c-m-guzzler (most often a thot) scurries over to fetch the rubber and proceeds to slurp the -j-c-l-t- out of the open end resembling a child eating a go-gurt
lax bro #1: brooo did you hear about that thot amy?
douche #2: yeaaa!! she totally c-m-gurtted dale’s dongbag last night

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