cum jacked


when your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.
breeno: “jesus crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant”
jt: “hang on, aren’t you the ‘backdoor bandit’?”
breeno: “i didn’t ask for that nickname!”
jt: but you probably deserve it. you must have been c-m jacked! it’s the only explanation… c-m trickery -ss bandit

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