cum muffin

a paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is c-mmed into and then wadded up.
“ew, i found one of your c-m m-ffins on the floor of your room!”
a s-xy young woman who frequently gets c-m in her m-ffin.
elissa is quite the c-mm-ffin!
this game is usually played with 3 or more patic-p-nts in any enviroment.

to play this game, first you must buy a m-ffin and hollow out the top to mid-center like a basin.

next players “circle jerk” into the m-ffin. whoever is last to -j-c-l-t- into the m-ffin is the person who must eat the m-ffin, or they are bludgeoned by their friends.

simply put, this game is “last to beat it, eat it.”
did you hear about nick downing that c-m m-ffin? gross! i bet he liked it..

that ryan kid came first, i think he’s gay..

colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. the punishment one recieves when they are ‘getting their c-mm-ffins’ are as bad or worse as having to eat a m-ffin that has been -j-c-l-t-d on. more severe and graphic version of come-uppins.
adam: why is joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?

bill: because he stole that guy’s girlfriend, now he’s getting his c-mm-ffins.
a person who, when pr-cked with a pin, will begin to seep s-m-n from the opening from which the pin came from. see pus balloon.