Cum-on-me Face


the face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly s-xy and that of a b-tter face. indicates the desire of a man to -j-c-l-t- onto her face. normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

can also be used to describe a face that begs for c-m to be on it simply by its features. example: high cheek bones or pouty lips.
megan fox, on a sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a c-m-on-me face.

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