cuntasaurus
piercings, tats, rp’s. often found sitting at home making people jealous with their sheer awesomeness.
rper 1: did you see that guy on twitter?
rper 2: yeah. he’s a real c-ntasaurus.
a female girlfriend who’s constant nagging is unbearable.
i can’t stand sheila, shes a c-ntasaurus
a person who is full of menace, growling, snarling, foaming at the mouth, bearing its huge jagged fangs that will rip the heads and limbs from anyone or anything that gets too close.
1. a v-g-n- that is loose 2. a variation of a promiscuous woman who’s v-g-n- may intimidate you 3. a womans v-g-n-, that you fear will eat you 4. a woman carrying a std or sti (s-xually transmitted disease/infection)
1. hey tony look at that girl, c-ntasaurus
2. i was fooling around with sarah and man i swear c-ntasaurus
a stupid wh-r- who thinks she is hott sh-t but in reality resembles a t-rex or raptor or dinosauric looking creature.
might be good at giving head because her looks are getting her no where.
has no friends becuase everyone knows she is a sl-t.
she thinks she owns everyone and everything but all she really has is herpes.
guy 1: “d-mn how could you hit that last night? shes the ugliest creature i;ve ever seen!!! what would you even call that?”
guy 2: “shes called a c-ntasaurus…..shes fugly but shes an expert at puffing the pen1s.”
guy 1: “cant….llook…any more….. ew!”
a woman behaving in a c-nt-like manner that has a giant jagged stick up her -ss; thus, the stick amplifies her “c-nty” behavior due to the soreness it causes (i.e. c-nty-sore–ss)
surprisingly these particular c-nts are not as rare as you may think and there is a strong correlation with the amount of typical c-nts in one’s town, city, community etc.
“wtf that same b-tch from yesterday purposely didn’t move and proceeded to block the doorway so i couldn’t get on the train” “d-mn joe looks like that c-ntasaurus struck again!”
a very large/angry v-g-n-
john – “i banged the sheela on the weekend man”
barry – “true”
john – “yeah she had definate c-ntasaurus, and i thought they were extinct”
a new jersey band who throws together last minute songs about stupid sh-t.
“wow, dude, did you see c-ntasaurus last night?”
“yeah man, they sucked.”
“i know, right?”
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