Cum on my cookies please.


a statement.
you ask your partner this after s-xual penetration.
the male that you are f-cking then c-ms on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are scr-w-ng.
and you eat the cookies.
elysia: “c-m on my cookies please.”
dante: -c-ms on her cookies.-
elysia: -eats the cookies.-

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