cum on the floor


1
quickly standing up prior too -j-c-l-t–n due to a lack of tissues and/or socks to c-m on.
abbreviation cotf
“oyyyy brah, couldn’t find mi c-m rags so i cotf so hard it broke the floor boards.”
“couldn’t find mi tissues so i had to c-m on the floor.”

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