cum park plaza
a literal f-cking plaza in north carolina. i’m not f-cking joking. look that sh-t up. why is it named “c-m park plaza?” i dunt-fockin-kniw. maybe because ‘murica. 2270 n church st, burlington, nc 27217.
thot: hey jadrien, where are we going on our first date? 😉
jadrien (me): 2270 n church st, burlington, nc 27217.
thot: what’s it called? 🙂
jadrien (me again, you illiterate f-cks): c-m park plaza
thot: are we going to d-ck’s sporting goods and then buying food at wong’s chinese restaurant???????? 8 *smiles*
jadrien: yes thot, although i was thinking you would also suck my phat c-ck
{thot leaves, disgusted at the fact jadrien asked if she could suck his fat microp-n-s, but she still enters d-ck’s sporting goods, f-cking wh-r-bag.}
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