Cum pee


a p-ss that has the c-m you didnt spit in your b-tch in it
man last night after i f-cked shelia, i had a m-ssive c-m pee.
c-mpee: the slimy pee that comes out when you first p-ss after an -rg-sm. when combined through the urinary tubes (the remaining s-m-n & urine), it makes the substance that comes out,(c-mpee), extremely uncontrollable and most times drips on the lid or the seat, making a mess.

-depending on the -rg-sm, sometimes you won’t have c-mpee, but most the time you will.
d-mnit! i just washed this thing and then i go to take a leak and c-mpee got all over the seat.
also the term used for when a male or female releases urine and has the strong urge of almost reaching -rg-sm, often caused by drugs that heighten stimulation and sensitivity or euphoria.
example 1:
aaron: man oh man, this legal alternative to weed is surprisingly strong, i think i like it even more.
david: oi. aaron. tell me about it. i’m wasted.
paul: far out guys this stuff is strong, i just went and had the most amazing c-mpee under the deck a minute ago.

example 2:
david: man that wee felt good!
aaron: did you have a c-mpee?
david: aaron, i think i just might have.

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