cum-pergade


a slang word for when a man fires off some knuckle children to some t-tties before he has to do something for his flatt chested, diaper smelling, orangatang looking wife
hey brad, how are the wife and kids? hey, by the way, you think i can borrow that “moms with d’s” video so i can go on a c-m-pergade before i gatta pick up the kids from school?

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