Cum Pirate


a nautical sl-t or prost-tute that goes about pirating s-m-n from dirty sailors. this is often done because the person either enjoys the taste of c-m or likes it all over her face and hair. also a term for a complete wh-r-.
i say, look at that girl scouting for p-n-s on the high seas! she certainly is quite the c-m pirate!

a male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of s-m-n on their face than their counterparts during a c-mshot style -j-c-l-t–n.
“that little c-m pirate took it all, and i was looking forward to this all weekend!”
a nautical sl-t or prost-tute that goes about pirating s-m-n from dirty sailors. this is often done because the person either enjoys the taste of c-m or likes it all over her face and hair. also a term for a complete wh-r-.
i say, look at that girl scouting for p-n-s on the high seas! she certainly is quite the c-m pirate!

a woman who lies about being on birth control in an attempt to pirate your c-m and impregnate themselves.
my ex is such a c-m pirate, now i owe thousands in child support.
one who steals your c-m and tries to put it in someone elses v-g-n- to get them knocked up
dude i think that girl i was with 2 years ago was a c-m pirate because i have 2 girls saying im there baby’s daddy
a male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of s-m-n on their face during a c-mshot style -j-c-l-t–n than their counterparts.
“that little c-m pirate took it all, and i was looking forward to this all weekend!”

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