cum puddle


puddle of c-m on the floor.
anuj was found in a puddle of c-m.
the puddle of c-m that acc-mulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.
dude 1: “dude i woke up to a vicious c-m puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up.”

dude 2:”………………i know what your sayin.”

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