Guilty Neighbour Sex
when a man walks across the road to his friend’s house, knocks on the door and finds his friend’s girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. man asks why she’s naked and she suggests that she wants some hard f-cking. she grabs the man’s crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some s-x. once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best bl-wj-b of his life. man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the bl-wj-b. woman then finishes bl-wj-b by swallowing the c-m and then asks man to remove thong. man does and sucks her giant t-ts and gives the woman a dirty pompeii. woman moans in pleasure and presents her -n-s so the man can do her doggystyle. man proceeds to do her and fingers her cl-t while f-cking her. he also jiggles her huge t-ts rubs her v-g-n-. they continue to have p-ssionate s-x then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. after about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their p-ssionate romp. man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it’s his baby: guilty neighbour s-x.
jake: george experienced guilty neighbour s-x last week after he saw hot amber. his friend doesn’t even know the kid’s his!
mike: what the h-ll!
jake: oh yeah! i forgot you’re amber’s boyfriend!
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