CUM SANDWICH
when finished having s-x and after leaving your load on your s-x parnters chest you lay down in your own mess letting it squish between both of your naked bodies.
hey babe instead of spooning tonight how about we make a c-m sandwich.
when a monster d-ck man rapes a pretty little c-nt in a hotel/condo on the beach and c-ms all over here. once this has occurred the perpetrator proceeds to shove the little c-m covered c-nt off the balcony (at least 4 stories of higher). during her plummet, the c-m becomes increasingly adhesive. the b-tch also screams like a burning banshee. the c-nt’s fall is then broken by the tiki bar (or an similar beach bar). from there, she continues her c-m covered decent onto the sand. because of the ridiculously strong adhesive c-m sand sticks to her body creating the c-m sandwich.
jamie: hey man, how was florida?
dave: pretty nuts; you should been there!
jamie: what did you do?
dave: i gave this b-tch a c-m sandwich the first night!
jamie: nice, i hope you made her scream like a burning banshee!!!
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