Cum scum


the build up of white residue found on the shower walls or floor that is left over from a guy’s shower m-ssage
ginger: “i was cleaning our shower this morning and i could not believe the build up of c-m sc-m my boyfriend has left!”
blondie: “maybe you should be ‘servicing’your man more often”
ginger:”i guess, i had to use a belt sander to get that stuff off the wall! can you imagine what that sh-t does to your stomach?!?”

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