cum season


the period within a month a man can c-m inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. usually, this occurs a few days before his girl’s period, during her period, and shortly after her period.
gabe, “hey david, do you want to go to the movies tonight?”
david, “no way, it’s c-m season, i need to take advantage of not having to pull out”

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