cum slap
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a s-x partner’s face, and then delivering a hard open handed slap to that area of the face, with the intention of the fluid splattering over a wider area.
when i c-m slapped that girl, my juice got in her eye
the act of c-mming in your cupped hand and then lightly slapping your partner in order to splatter j-zz over her face. an original move of muscat private school, oman gentlemen. usually performed when she tells you to not c-m on her face.
that b-tch got c-mslapped!
its when you actually load on your palm & slap the sh-t out of somone(pref. a female). if you wait till it gets cold you get extra points, as a cold load is more offensive.
i dealt that little skeezer a cold “c-m slap” for holding out till the second date.
when the b-tch is sucking you off and at the end decides to spit and not swallow
so you offer your hand for her to spit the c-m on
you then go…’yo b-tch, next time swallow!’
and you slap her with the c-m filled hand
if she crys…double points!!
‘f-ck me…remember that b-tch i met at the club?’
‘yeh’
‘well she was sucking me off in the alley and the b-tch didnt swallow!’
‘really!’
‘dont worry man, i c-m slapped the b-tch…she wont not swallow ever again’
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