cum snake


the product of masturbating and -j-c-l-t-ng onto one’s bare chest just before p-ssing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried s-m-n off your chest and smoking it.
guy 1: why has john been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?

guy 2: oh, he totally tried a c-m snake this morning.

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