Cum Sneeze


a sneeze containing (male/female) -j-c-l-t- due to having the c-m sniffles.
“last night at the dinner table i had a totally embarr-ssing c-m sneeze.”

“yuck!”
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a c-m sneeze is when you c-m hard in a girls mouth and she gags or chokes on it thus resulting in it “going the wrong way” and it snorting out her nose. though rare, a c-m sneeze is something to cherish when you pull out and see twin streams of your load running from her nostrils.
f-ck dude. i shot in beckies mouth last night and she coughed then c-m sneezed and it came out her nose.

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