cum surprise
while fooling around with your g/f and you tell them you are about to c-m. they think they are going to see a little c-m – instead your p-n-s simply explodes and erupts like a volcano, covering your partner in thick streams of c-m… “surprise”!!
maria was rubbing my p-n-s over her br–sts. when i told her i was about to c-m – she wasn’t ready for the ‘c-m surprise, she got
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