when a euro or russian p-rnstar sticks out her tongue to take the c-m shot, and her tongue already has a thick white coating because she hasn’t brushed her tongue from the last 300 c-mshots.
i was all ready to shoot my load over that p-rno scene, but then that p-rnstar stuck out her c-m tongue.
having a particularly dry mouth, especially whilst smoking. also known as cotton mouth.
after i ripped that bong, i had a nasty case of c-m tongue.
a nickname given to a woman who has bushy hair, or someone who has bushy hair. sharon: “i just got my hair done!” fred: ” buzhie! stop spending money!”
- Mini Ninja
a short d-ck or an asian d-ck jane: he was so fast that his mini ninja was steaming
tends to be hot, short, muslim and brown. loves rain and the color blue. the nicest person you will ever know and will always be there for you no matter what. but sometimes is way too laid back, smiles excessively, and makes too many jokes. drinks way too much espresso. man! i wish i was […]
the fourth degree of roughness in the scale: minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga with ‘minger’ being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens. “you’re plumbing the depths tonight, matt. that bird is a momma-conga!” “i know. i’me desperate.”
the way someone who thinks they are making funny jokes would spell ‘orifice’ your mouth is a nice orphouse