cum trapped
(males) def. 1: when one busts while a person is in the room next door, only to realize they have no where to wipe the mess, and can’t go to the bathroom because said person would see them walking to the bathroom, therefore stuck in the room with a big mess
def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands
“i was laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach watching p-rn, and my legs were wrapped in a blanket, and both my hands were covered…i had no way of getting up. this is when i realized i was c-m trapped. but at least i ‘came’ up with a new urban dictionary word, right?”
-me on how i thought of the word
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