Cum Waffle


an interesting insult! it i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. they focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.

a more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male -j-c-l-t–n.
“dude your a f-cking c-m waffle.” (reaction) “wtf? did you just call me a c-m waffle?”

mission complete.
when a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.
oh man. c-m waffles ruined my night last night.
a rather douchy douchebag, also known as colin
did you hear that colin is a majooorrrr c-mwaffle???

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