Cumable
definition given to ‘fine -ss b-tches’ that can be considered for intercourse. the unsuspecting male will usually run up behind the c-mable female and begin dry humping in order to proove she is indeed c-mable. if so then the male will begin intercourse, by some means, and then proceed to c-m in her. used to grade b-tches from a far, by accessing whether they could make you -rg-sm.
some variations include a gradign system in which males question whether they can make the female c-m.
check out that fine -ss b-tch, she’s beeping 100 on my c-mable radar.
do you think shes c-mable?
who cares, i just p-ssed myself
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