Cumach


(noun) – a highly appealing abdominal region on a woman that causes an extremely strong desire in a man on which to -j-c-l-t- sperm.

it is not uncommon during intercourse that a man may achieve -rg-sm while in the missionary position. if he removes himself from the woman just prior to -j-c-l-t–n, a frequent and convenient zone of fluid deposit is her abdominal area. a heightened level of satisfaction from performing this act can be attained by the woman having toned abdominal muscles, or at least having the appearance of such. thus, the woman has a great stomach to c-m on, or a “c-mach”.
susie has been doing a lot of sit-ups. she has a total c-mach now.

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