cumad
1)italian slang for girlfriend on the side. derogatory term for a married man’s girlfriend.
2)a woman typically not good enough to be serious with. originates from the italian word c-mare meaning girlfriend. over the years has been corrupted being shortened to c-mad.
look there’s joe over there out with his c-mad again while his wife is at home.
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