cumalanche


when you bust a nut on the bedsheets and yo’ b-tch don’t know she goes to fix the sheets and gets the j-zz all over her
sh-t, last night that girl got me off then she went to fix the bedsheets and she got a surprise c-malanche on her. that sh-t was hot dogg!
the rushing torrent of c-m that falls out of a girl after she’s been well and thoroughly f-cked
after he came in me i wasn’t pay attention and got up. total c-malanche, down to my knees.

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